Recently I entered a competition run over at Matts Nutts for 1000 Entrecard credits. The competition was judged on the best joke submitted. I found a corker, it is:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
So I entered very quickly indeed and was the first entry. Low and behold I managed to hold the competition off due to the jokes wide appeal and won the 1000 credits.
Now I am pondering what I will be doing with this prize.
PS: I also sent the joke to Ferrari Dave who is running a simple contest for free Entrecard credits. Check it out at Win 500 Entrecard Credits.
