Posts Tagged ‘Australia’

Australia Day 2012 – Let’s Eat Baby Sheep With @SamKekovich!

General | Posted by Dean
Jan 26 2012

The Meat and Livestock Australia board have long enlisted aged former AFL player Sam Kekovich to flog its core product around Australia Day. The campaign of 2006 was funny, and centred around Sam shelving the politically correct phrasing and telling us to eat lamb in no uncertain terms. It appealed to the twisted Australian humour like no other advertisement earlier. It is by far the best of the campaigns.

Sam Kekovich Eat Lamb on Australia Day 2006

The 2007 campaign was also a good campaign. It followed in the same manner of the 2006 campaign.

Sam Kekovich Eat Lamb on Australia Day 2007

However it is fair to say that with each year the wit has dissipated and the effectiveness of the campaign must be fading. In desperation it seems that this year the MLA has decided Sam needs help from fellow D-List celebrities. Sam has been joined by:

  • A plastic looking Melissa Tkautz from E Street “fame (… what you forgot about that show)
  • The Justice Crew who won a talent show apparently (wouldn’t know never saw it)

The advertisement has also been made into an all singing and dancing spoof of the Aqua tune “Barbie Girl”. Now correct me if I am wrong, but Aqua were a group from Finland, and “Barbie Girl” was only a hit due to its corniness. Unfortunately the corniness has long faded and the lyrics of the spoof are disastrous. That said here is the latest piece of #ChopCulture.

Sam Kekovich Eat Lamb on Australia Day 2012

And of course the full god awful thing!

Barbie Girl 2012

I am sure I will be labelled as un-Australian, but really are we still really liking this aged campaign?


Killalea State Park

General | Posted by Dean
Aug 27 2011

I visited the Killalea State Park today (10 minutes from Shellharbour) and soak up the fresh air and the beauty of the area on what has been a stunning winters day in NSW. It was really needed and gave me a great opportunity to clear my mind and just relax. I also managed to have a full hours walk along the water front and to the mouth of the Minnamurra River. Safe to say that I will be back, and I will be taking a camera.

The beginning of the Minnamurra River

The hill climb in and out

Stunning

A bit choppy and sorry for the crappy quality

A rock in the ocean

A rock in the ocean

Driftwood

I got a little Artsy

A rock in the ocean

Driftwood

How gorgeous is this?


#AusVotes … Limbo Results!

Politics | Posted by Dean
Aug 23 2010

The limbo has continued today. At one point the ABC had the ALP with 72 seats and the LNP with 69 (3:36pm). That figure continues to vary regularly throughout the day. There are five seats still marked as too close to call, however the projections have been consistent with each side falling short of an absolute majority with 73 seats each.

Whilst Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott both debate whether primary of two party preferred counts as a negotiation point I think we should move forward (sorry) from that insane debate and examine what this mean for Australia?

What it means simply is that the 1 Green and 3 Independent MP’s all of a sudden become the most powerful Australians within current society. Deals will need to be cut between the major parties and the smaller, usually insignificant, MP’s. This is a good thing as real negotiations will need to occur and the electorates generally forgotten by successive governments will finally receive attention. In terms of who goes where is an interesting one.

The Greens MP, Adam Bandt, would logically side with the ALP as they are further left than the LNP. Further, policies such as the NBN are common to both the ALP and the Greens. The good news is that the proposed internet filter/censor would likely be ditched under such negotiations. Noises to date indicate that this allegiance is the most likely outcome, however there are no guarantees.

The 3 independents though are probably even more important. These 3 MP’s are all from regional Australia and all were previously associated with the conservative side of the fence. All though have valid can varying reasons to why those allegiances are in the past. This was very evident on election night with the stouch between Barnaby Joyce and Tony Windsor. Further evidence suggests that Bob Katter and Barnaby Joyce have a similar distaste for one another. Clearly their past conservative allegiances do not mean that they will automatically side with the LNP. Negotiations with Bob Katter, Tony Windsor and Rob Oakeshott are likely to see vast improvements for regional Australia, primarily in the electorates they represent. However, I get the feeling that all three see their importance as an opportunity to bring regional matters to the forefront.

There is also the new Independent National Party MP, Tony Crook. Mr Crook has just ousted seemingly perennial representative (and known loose cannon) Wilson Tuckey from the seat of O’Connor in Western Australia. Mr Crook has been hasty to let it known that he does consider himself allied to the LNP, rather as another crossbencher. Mr Crook has reportedly put his support on auction with a price tag of $850 million for regional Australia. Not sure if Mr Crook’s approach is the best long-term approach for his constituents, but it does make his position on the matter clear.

Regardles, what is clear is that the combination of the gang of four regional MP’s that are not strictly aligned with the LNP are going to ensure Australia pays attention to the needs of regional Australia. Not a bad thing by any measure, the bush is often neglected.

It will be very interesting to see what the LNP and ALP offer in order to secure the support of these MP’s in order to form a government. The LNP ofcourse have the conservative moral ground and are traditionally strong in encouraging exports. Typically these tie in with the goals of regional Australia, they also have the position on the mining super profits tax, that is it will be scrapped. Again a strong concern for Regional Australia. Other issues though remain.

Clearly telecommunications is going to play a large part within these electorate. Of all the candidates that were interviewed on election night it was these three that had to communicate with the nation by crackly telephone lines with a still picture on screen. It was a throw back to the early 80′s, with the only thing missing the presence of the bakelite phones with ring dials. Telstra has never served these areas particularly well, and never will as new infrastructure is not seen as instantly commercially viable for the TelCo with its goals defined by short to medium term success, not in the longer term gain. Should the TelCo be forced into servicing these area and taking the hit? In my opinion no, but this goes back to when Telstra was privatised. The public should have retained ownership of the infrastructure and leased capacity to Telstra and any other player, in much the same way that the national broadband network is modelled.

Reportedly Bob Katter would like to see more made of ethanol fuels and Rob Oakshott wants an emissions trading scheme (ETS). Though Kevin Rudd fell short on environmental matters both of these are more likely to play to the ALP side than the LNP. Especially when you consider that there are severe question marks on whether Tony Abbott:

  1. Accepts the scientific studies that clearly demonstrate global warming exists.
  2. Believes oil supplies are not finite as evidenced in the leaders forum.

Like him or hate him, he floundered badly here. Ethanol deserves a great deal of attention and could be a good alternative fuel source with appropriate research. It of course will also give the sugar farmers another market for their product.

I will finish with a prediction that we will be back at the polls in the next 6 to 18 months. Whichever side forms government will then try and put runs on the board quickly and try to win an absolute majority. If it is the LNP we will be back to the polls sooner than the ALP who will need more time for the electorate to forget the mess of the first term and the shocker of a campaign. Interesting and nervous times remain.


Australia Decides … but not on a Government

Politics | Posted by Dean
Aug 22 2010

On the 21st August Australia went to the polls with the aim of deciding on a new federal government. What has happened though is that Australians have lodged a national protest vote. Swings away from the ALP (Labor) has seen a spectacular fall in their numbers, however the traditional LNP (Liberal/National Party) have failed to capture enough vote to win a decisive majority.

The ALP has had a terrible time in government. They did do well during the global financial crisis in managing Australia through that difficult time without condemning Australia to recession. However, many of the programs that they credit for that success have been woefully mismanaged. The public were already revolting before Julia Gillard plunged the dagger into Kevin Rudds back, and they have never recovered.

Over the election campaign the ALP has focussed on policies that are not a massive leap from those of their traditional LNP rivals due to their march to the right. In the last few days the ALP decided to try and revive Work Choices fears. Fear mongering around Work Choices was a success in 2007, and Tony Abbott was a major proponent of the unpopular policy. ALP desperately hoped that reviving those fears was possible despite Mr Abbott repeatedly saying that it was dead. The people of Australia were not brainwashed into voting ALP.

They also were not convinced by the LNP either. The LNP failed to capture enough votes to claim a decisive victory. What they have though accomplished is amazing for a party that was smashed at the previous election. The LNP are likely to be proud to have the first indigenous representative and the youngest ever representative, and have increased their proportional representation. Have they won the right to form government though, the answer is clearly no.

Why has this happened? The reason is that neither the ALP or LNP have released radically different policies. Further, neither side has a real nation building package in play with perhaps the exception of the ALP version of the National Broadband Network (NBN). As such neither major party captured the minds of the voting public, in essence a fail all around.

The LNP and ALP now face the prospect of negotiating with the 4 x Independents and 1 x Green to form government. Depending on those negotiation will determine whether Tony Abbott or Julia Gillard will become Prime Minister. Neither though has a clear mandate. As such there is a chance that the NBN as planned by the ALP may will be retained in the form proposed if the LNP form government, personally I hope so. Similarly if the ALP form government the internet filter may need to be ditched, again I personally hope so.

Where did the voters turn to? The Green vote is up 3.8% nationally and hovers around 12%, however due to the preferential voting system in Australia they are only likely to attain any more than 1 seat in the lower house. This does though represent the Greens first elected member of the Lower House. The Greens are the new left wing alternative and have a range of policies aimed at building the nation.

The Greens have overachieved in this election with next to no media coverage and being cut out of the leaders debates and forums. If they had the opportunity to discuss their visions in the same manner as the ALP and LNP they may well have an even greater presence. Next time I hope they are given the respect and offered the opportunity to impress or fail in line with the ALP and LNP.

Australia now lives in limbo until the final results and negotiations are complete. Nervous yes, however I now trust more in our democracy than previously. Hopefully the message that was sent to both the ALP and LNP will not be lost, and that message is that they need to be more positive, visionary and different!


We all hate Collingwood

Politics | Posted by Dean
Aug 18 2010

Well having watched (endured) the #RootyQ Leaders Forum I am not convinced by either of the two major Australian political parties that they possess the vision or capabilities to drive the big brown land forward. I would though have liked to have seen the Greens involved in the forum. They are likely to possess the balance of power in the parliament and I think the Australian people need the same access to hear their views. They should at least be paid the respect by the media and given the opportunity to present their views and succeed/fail in the same manner that the Australian Labour Party and the Liberal/National Coalition are afforded.

In terms of performance it was a nil all draw with neither side winning the crowd. Prime Minister Julia Gillard though made a fantastic statement in relation to AFL:

We all hate Collingwood.

Well spoken!

Twitter did go off and provided much light relief.